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Welcome to Weaponology training. Why do you need to learn Weaponology? Because, if it comes down it and your the only one who can fight a demon or monster you need to know how to go about doing it. So here it is:
| Axe | Bow & Arrow | Cross | Crossbow | Fire | Flamethrower | Gun | Hammer | Holy Water | Knife | Rocket Launcher | Silver Bullet | Stake | Sunlight | Sword | Tranquilizer Gun | Valcano | Axe: A tool with a bladed, usually heavy head mounted crosswise on a handle, used for felling trees or chopping wood. Or any of various bladed, handheld implements used as a cutting tool or weapon. An axe is an excellent tool to have, you can use it to chop a demons head off, or in case you get trapped in a basement or something you can chop your way out. Bow and Arrow: a weapon consisting of arrows and the bow to shoot them, since an arrow is a pointed wooden object, it can serve the same purpose as a stake, just point and shoot at the vamp and bam their dust. Or you can have the same effect, by lighting the arrow on fire then point and shoot. However shooting a arrow tiped in posion can be fun too, if you get it next to the vamps heart but not in it, it will slowly kill them, and make them delustionally fun. Cross: Now a cross is used mainly for protection, a vampire can't came near a cross, so always be wearing a cross, no exceptions. Anyway a cross can also be proved a fun torture device, because it burns the vampires skin. One way is to hold them to a table and shove a cross necklace down their throat bring it back up and repeat. It's a sure fun way to get them talking Crossbow: A weapon consisting of a bow fixed crosswise on a wooden stock, with grooves on the stock to direct the projectile. Using this to kill a vamp, takes concentration and precession, so before you try it, make sure you can use it. However to take out vamps from a distance, this is highly recommended. Fire: This is another option in dusting a vamp, or well I guess anyone. Anyways lighting a person, demon or whatever on fire burning them and deprives their body of oxygen, slowly killing them. Heck sometimes you don't even have to light them on fire, human bodies have been known on ocassion to self conbust, during periods of extreme movements, such as cheerleading rotinues and dancing. Flamethrower: A weapon that projects ignited incendiary fuel, such as napalm, in a steady stream. Now a flamethrower can be a useful tool against vamps and even some demons. To use the flamethrower, just point at the baddie, and pull trigger to shoot. Gun: A weapon consisting of a metal tube from which a projectile is fired at high velocity into a relatively flat trajectory. Now a gun won't do much in the area of killing a vampire or most demons for that matter, but it can kill you. That's right if a demon or vamp gets they're hands on a gun, you better run because, your not invincible and it most likely will kill you. Just look at the incident on Rovello Dr. last year, a girl was murdered and another was injured, because an idiot on a power trip got a gun. Hammer: A hammer has a wooden handle and a head that is made of faltened metal, basically used for inserting nails into walls, etc..However, hammers can be used for beating things senseless, especially of the human nature, one good blow over the head can knock them out. This works on God's as well you just need a really big hammer, possibly that of a troll, oh yeah, superstrength doesn't hurt either. Holy Water: water that has been blessed by a priest for use in symbolic purification, holy water won't kill a vamp, but like sunlight it will burn their skin long enough for you to get away. Knife A cutting instrument consisting of a sharp blade attached to a handle. Yes that's right, some demons can be killed with a simple everyday knife. Good to know if your ever attacked while in a kitchen, right? Wrong, buying a pocket knife allows you have a stylish accessory and a handy weapon. Rocket Launcher: a device capable of launching a rocket, this can be used to take out just about anyone. Again caution is strongly warned, seeing how you can take your self out right along with the big bad. However getting your hands on a rocket launcher, can prove quite difficult, I mean you have to sneak into a government facility to get one, so be careful, and if caught, plead the fifth. Silver Bullet A usually metal projectile in the shape of a pointed cylinder or a ball that is expelled from a firearm, especially a rifle or handgun, these particular bullets are made from melted silver. Now before you run out and kill every werewolf you see, please remember silver bullets are a last resort, considering the werewolves only come out three days a month and they're human just like us, well most of us. Stake: A sharp pointed object made from wood. Stakes are traditionally widdled from bigger pieces of wood, but in case you get caught without a stake, they can easily be forged by breaking any wooden object over the opponent's head, any sharp jagged edges can be used. Now a stake is good, mostly for killing vampires, it must be inserted directly into their heart to have an effect. If you miss the heart, it won't kill them but it will hurt them a little. Sunlight: The light of the sun; is an excellent way to dust a vamp, mainly because it will burn the vamps skin until the body bust into flames and is consumed. The sunlight can be yet another fun torture device, slowly expose them to little bits of sunlight, and it will not kill them, just burn like hell. Sword: A weapon consisting typically of a long, straight or slightly curved, pointed blade having one or two cutting edges and set into a hilt. A sword is just like a knife but longer, it can kill a few different types of demons, it also can serve specific purposes, depending on the sword and the occasion. It is suggested that you practice fensing and sparing with a partner just to be prepared. Tranquilizer Gun: this particular weapon shoots, tranquilizer darts, which is a handy defense against werewolves, or your occasional hyena possessed. These darts are not meant to kill, just to stun into unconsciousness, until you can get them locked in a cage. Volcano An opening in the earth's crust through which molten lava, ash, and gases are ejected, I know what your thinking. Hows a volcano a weapon? Well it is, when a demon ascens to a higher demension, they became inviciable before and up to the ascention, but after they are vulnerable, so trapping them in a volcano will sucessfully kill the monster, if lacking a volcano a couple hundred pounds of TNT will do just fine..
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