Here are some of my favorite quotes from the new season, there will be more coming
but basically these are the ones from the quote of the day and such. enjo

| Baragaining PT 1 & 2 | Once More With Feeling | Tabula Rasa | Two to Go / Grave |

Baragining Pt 1 & Pt 2

Xander: "Great googly-moogly, Willow, would you quit doing that?"
Willow: (telepathically) "I told you I was going to get the lay of the land."
Xander: "But not the lay of my brain

Xander: "House of chicks, relax. I am a man, and I have a tool. Tools. Lots of plural
tools. In my, uh... toolbox. Ah! Sandwiches. Excellent. Men like sandwiches."

Buffybot: "I think Spike stopped liking me."
Willow: "That's not true, he-he thinks you're swell."
Buffybot: "Then how come he never looks at me any more? Even when he's talking to me."
Willow: "He just gets cranky, the way vampires do. Now, just relax. I am gonna make
you good as new. I promise."

Xander: "A bug! A big fiery bug!"
Willow: "Xander-"
Xander: "Get off! Do fireflies bite? No, they probably burn, don't they?
They - yaa!"
Willow: "Xander, it's not a bug. It's Tara. Come on."
Xander: "And how long have you known that your girlfriend's Tinkerbell?"

Xander: "I happen to be a very powerful man-witch myself"

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Once More With Feeling

Xander: "Respect the cruller and tame the donut!"

Buffy: "So did anybody... last night, did anybody um... burst into song?"

Anya: "We were arguing and then everything rhymed and there were harmonies
and the dance with coconuts"

Giles: "Ive got a theory.. That its a demon... A dancing demon- No...
something is not right there."
Buffy: "Hey, I've died twice."

Anya:"There's nothing we can't face...except for bunnies"

Buffy: "Well Im not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots but
theres definitely something unnatural going on here and that doesn't usually
lead to hugs and puppies."

Guy in Street: "They got the mustard out!"

Dawn: "I gave birth to a pterodactyl"
Anya: "Oh, my god. Did it sing?"

Giles: "Well, I'm a hair's breadth from investigating bunnies at the moment,
so I'm open to anything."

Tara: "Those boys really thought I was hot? Oh, my god... I'm cured! I want the boys!"

Xander: "Willow and Tara. You see the way they were with each other?
The get-a-roominess to them? I bet they're... singing. They're probably singing right now."

Xander: "No, I shut the crew down for the day. My guys started dancing around me.
I don't know if I can deal. It's a flab thing. So... waffles?"

Anya: "His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe"

Buffy: "You'll figure it out. I'm just worried this whole session's going to turn into
some training montage from an 80's movie."
Giles: "If we hear any inspirational power chords, we'll just lie down until they go
away. Anyway, I don't think we need to work that much on your strength.
Buffy: "Yeah, I'm pretty spry for a corpse."

Tara: "...Playing with my memory. You know I've been through hell. Willow, don't
you see? There'll be nothing left of me. You made me believe."

Henchman: "My master has the Slayer's sister hostage at the Bronze because she summoned
him and at midnight he's going to take her to the underworld to be his queen."

Buffy: "So... Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday."

Anya: "Dawn may have had the wrong idea in summoning this creature but I've seen some
of these underworld child-bride deals and they never end well. Maybe once (Anya)";

Xander: "Spike sang a wittle song?"
Anya: "Would you say it was a breakaway pop hit or more of a book number?"
Xander: "Let it go sweetie!"

Spike: "The torch I bear is scorching me. Buffy's laughing, I've no doubt. I hope
she fries I'm free if that bitch dies. I better help her out."

Xander: "What if Buffy can't defeat it?"
Anya: "Beady Eyes is right! We're needed. Or we could just sit around and glare"

Buffy: "So one by one they turn from me. I guess my friends can't face the cold.
But why I froze, not one among them knows And never can be told."

Spike: "First he'll kill her, then I'll save her.... No, I'll save her, then I'll kill her!"

Sweet: "What if I kill you?"
Buffy: "Trust me. Won't help."
Sweet: "Thats gloomy"
Buffy: "Thats life"

Giles: "She needs backup. Anya, Tara...(giles)";

Buffy: "There was no pain, No fear, no doubt Till they pulled me out Of heaven.
So that's my refrain. I live in hell 'Cause I've been expelled From heaven. (Buffy)";

Spike: "Life's not a song. Life isn't bliss.Life is just this. It's living"

Dawn: "The hardest thing in this world is to live in it"

Xander: "Does this mean that I have to... be your queen?"

Sweet:"All those secrets you've been concealing, Say you're happy now...once more,
with feeling. Now I gotta run. See you all in hell!"

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Tabula Rasa

Buffy: "If I were to stop saving his life, it would simple things up so much"

Xander: "Maybe we were. I just feel weird feeling bad that my friend's not dead.
It's ... too mind-boggling. So I've decided to simplify the whole thing. Me like Buffy.
Buffy's alive, so, me glad."

Dawn: "Hurry up. You don't wanna miss the lowdown on our latest featured creature."

Willow: "For Buffy and Tara, This spell I char. Let lethes bramble do its chore.
Purge their minds of memories grim, from recent slights and sins. When the fire goes out
when the crystal turns black, the spell will be cast. Tabula Rasa, Tabula Rasa, Tabula Rasa!"

Willow: "Thanks for the jacket. It's cold out there."
Xander: "Not a problem, the cold only makes me stronger and more macho-like."

Giles: "Spike?"
Anya: "Holy moly."
Spike: "You need to give me asylum."
Xander: "I'll say."
Spike: "No need to get cute. It's a disguise. Happens there's a bloke I'd rather not
see just now."

Xander: "Now? Not now, I mean, not after ... everything."
Giles: "Yes, now."
Anya: "For real this time? 'Cause honest to Pete, a young shopkeeper's heart
can only take so much ... I mean, not that I want you to go-"
Buffy: "I can't do this."

Willow: "You don't know me?"
Xander: "Not a clue."
Willow: "But you were just all like, oh,hey."
Xander: "Yeah, 'cause I thought you were a girl and I'd remember, but..."
Willow: "Well, I am a girl! I'm ... not sure ... who I am exactly, but..."

Xander: "Okay, why was I on the ground? And why are you all staring at me?
Is this some kind of psych test? Am I getting paid for this?"

Giles: "Well, maybe we all got ... terribly drunk and this is some sort of, uh, blackout."
Dawn: (uncertain) "I don't think I drink."
Anya: "I-I don't see any booze. I don't feel any head bumps. I don't see Allen Funt"
Giles: "Who?"


Xander: (panicky) "Okay. I'm not panicking. I'm not. I'm not. (everyone looking at him)
Stop looking at me like I'm panicking!"
Buffy: "Hey, hey, take it easy, guy. Okay, no one's hurt, right?
And, and none of us look all hatchety-murdery, so ... we're probably safe.
Here. Wherever here is."


Giles: "We'll all get our memory back, and it'll all be right as rain."
Spike: "Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that
nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... Bloody hell! Sodding, blimey, shagging,
knickers, bollocks,
oh God! I'm English!"
Giles: "Welcome to the nancy tribe."

Giles: "Older brother?"
Spike: "Father.Oh, god, how I must hate you."
Giles: "What did I do?"
Spike: "Theres always something, and whats with the trollop?"

Giles: "You're not too old to put across my knee, you know ... sonny. Anyway, what did
I call you?"
Randy Giles: "Um...'Made with care for Randy.' Randy Giles? Why not just call me 'Horny
Giles,' or 'Desperate for a Shag Giles'? I knew there was a reason I hated you!"
Giles: "Randy's ... a family name, undoubtedly."

Willow: "Oh, hey, I have a name on my jacket. Harris."
Xander: "Harris? That's my last name. Maybe I have a brother and you go out with him.
Or maybe you go out with me."
Willow: "Well, we did wake up all snuggly-wuggly. Maybe you're my boyfriend."
Xander: "Either that, or I got one pissed-off brother out there somewhere."

Dawn: "So you don't have a name?"
Buffy: "Of course I do. I just don't happen to know it."
Dawn: "You want me to name you? "
Buffy: "Oh, that's sweet, but I think I can name myself. I'll name me ... Joan."

Dawn: "Ugh!"
Joan: "What? Did you just 'ugh' my name?"
Dawn: "No! I just ... I mean, it's so blah. Joan?"
Joan: "I like it. I feel like a Joan.
Dawn: "Fine, that's your purgative."
Joan: "Prerogative."
Dawn: "Whatever, Joan."
Joan: "Whatever, Umad."
Dawn/Joan: (togther) "Boy, you're a pain in the/Boy, you're bossy! Do you think
we're- Sisters?"

Randy: "You never showed me affection like that!"

Joan: "Well, we need to figure out what's going on. We need to get help."
Randy: "Looks like Joan fancies herself the boss."

Joan: "Any suggestions on how we're gonna get there?"
Randy: "Dad can drive. He's bound to have some classic midlife-crisis transport.
Something red, shiny, shaped like a penis."

Joan: "Hey! Stay away from Randy!"
Dawn: "Whoa!!"
Willow: "What did you just do?"
Joan: "Uh ... I...I don't know.But it was COOL!"
Vamp: "The boss ain't gonna like this! I'll be back. And I won't be alone!"
Joan: "I think I know why Joan's the boss. I'm like a superhero or something!"

Anya: "Bara bara himble gemination."( Followed by a bunny and she screams )

Joan: "I kill your kind."
Randy: "And I bite yours. So how come I don't wanna bite you? And why am I fighting
other vampires? I must be a noble vampire. (Buffy looks dubious) A good guy.
On a mission of redemption. I help the hopeless. I'm a vampire with a soul."
Joan: "A vampire with a soul? Oh my god, how lame is that?"

Giles: "Perhaps we should try another book"
Anya: "No! This book made the little fluffers, and this book's gonna send 'em back.
I've got it this time, okay. Himble abri, abri voyon."
Giles: "Yes, dear."

Giles: "Come down, and we will go about fixing this in a sensible fashion!"
Anya: "Sensible! You think it's sensible for me to go down into that pit of
cotton-top hell, and let them hippity-hop all over my vulnerable flesh?"
Giles: "Fine, then just stay up there and keep making bunnies! That's a capital plan!"
Anya: "What capital? I never know what you're talking about. Loo, shag, brolly,
what the hell is all that?"
Giles: "What? There's no way that you could remember me saying any of those words."
Anya: "Oh, bugger off, you brolly."

Willow: "How you doin', Dawn?"
Dawn: "Uh, I'm okay. It's scary ... but, weirdly? Kind of familiar."
Willow: "I know what you mean."
Dawn: "How are you?"
Willow: "A little confused. I mean, I'm ... all sweaty ... and trapped, no memory,
hiding in a pipe from a vampire..And I think I'm kinda gay"

Anya: "Now look at what you've done! That thing is gonna eat my ring."

Anya: "Oh, thank goodness."
Giles: "I'm so sorry, dear."
Anya: "No. Rupy, I'm sorry. You were right. That was the wrong book."
Giles: "Oh ... um ... Yes, it was. But I'm, I'm still sorry."
Anya: "Don't leave me."
Giles: "Oh, Anya."

Joan: "Don't mess with Joan the vampire slaye...."

Loan Shark: "You're an odd duck, Mister Spike. Fighting your own kind ...
palling around with a Slayer. And whoa, that suit! Chutzpah must be your middle name.
Uh, hey, look, um ... about our little debt problem, it's okay, I don't need the kittens."
Spike: "You'll get paid. I'm no welsher."
Loan Shark: "Right, sure. You're good for it, I know that. I'm just going to, uh ... yeah."

SINGER:
Of all the things I believed in I just wanna get it over with Tears warm behind my eyes, but I do not cry
Counting the days that pass me by. I've been searchin' deep down in my soul Words that I'm hearin' are starting to get old
Feels like I'm starting all over again The last three years were just pretend And I said...
Goodbye to you Goodbye to everything That I knew You were the one I loved The one thing that I tried to hold on to
I used to get lost in your eyes And it seems that I can't live a day without you. Closin' my eyes, you chase my thoughts away
To a place where I am blinded by the light But it's not right Goodbye to you Goodbye to everything
That I knew You were the one I loved The one thing that I tried...to hold on to. And it hurts to want
Everything and nothing at the same time I want what's yours and I Want what's mine. I want you
But I'm not giving in this time Goodbye to you Goodbye to everything that I knew The one thing that I tried to hold on to
Goodbye to you (Song at the end in the bronze)

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Two to Go / Grave (Season Finale)

Willow: "Dawnie what are you doing here? cause if your looking for me, nows not a great time."
Dawn: "You look terrible!"
Willow: "Do I?"
Dawn: Your on the Magiks again"
Willow: "No honey, I am the Magiks"

Dawn: "Willow please just listen to me!"
Willow: "You dont have to talk, just think real loud, I can hear you"
Dawn: "Your freakin me out!"
Willow: "Don't be like that I'm just a little wired and I have something to do, not that anybody would understand."
Dawn: "I miss Tara too! What your doing is not the right way to go, your only going to make things worst"
Willow: "Do you miss her?"
Dawn: "Yes!"
Willow: "Did you cry, of course you did. I get that, I understand the crying, you cry because your human, but you weren't always!"
Dawn: "Yes I was"
Willow: "No please, your telling me that you don't remeber, you used to be a mystic ball of enegry, maybe thats why your crying all the time, because you don't belong here. Wanna go back? End the pain? You'll be happier, I'll be happier, we'll all be happier, without listening to the constant whining"
Dawn: "Willow stop"
Willow: (in a mocking dawn voice) "Buffy, Willow, Tara - wah!, Its time you got back to being a little energy ball, no more tears Dawnie.

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