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Princopal Snyder: "Hey, gang! This place is Fun City, huh?"
Buffy: "Principal Snyder?"
Snyder: "Call me Snyder. Just a last name, like... Barbarino. Ooh!
I'm so stoked!"
Xander: "I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you feel
all immature and stuff, but I've had a ton,
and I don't feel any dif... Never mind."
Buffy: "It was just too much to deal with. It was like nothing
made sense anymore. The things that I thought
I understood were gone. I just felt... so alone."
Giles: "Was that the math or the verbal?"
Buffy: "Mostly the math."
Giles: "Well, if you scored low, then you can take them again."
Buffy: "More SATs? Is there really a point? I could die before
I even apply to college."
Giles: "And then, you very possibly might not."
Buffy:"Well, let's just keep hope alive."
The Wish
Xander: "Look, you want to do guilt-a-palooza, fine, but I'm done
with that. Starting this minute, I'm gonna
grab ahold of that crazy little thing called life and let it do its magical
little heal-y thing. What's done is done.
Let's be in the moment. Behold the beauty that is now. Who's with me?"
Buffy: "He's actually making sense. We're young and free in America.
How dare we be spun by love or the lack of same?"
Willow: "Absolutely. I-it's self-indulgent. I-I'm in. I'm on the
joy train."
Buffy: "That didn't work. Who wants chocolate?"
Cordelia: "You know what I've been asking myself a lot this last
week? Why me? Why do I get impaled? Why do I get
bitten by snakes?
Why do I fall for incredible losers? And you know, I think I've finally
figured it out, what my problem is? It's... Buffy Summers.
That's when all my troubles started. When she moved here."
Coredila: "I never would've looked twice at Xander if Buffy hadn't
made him marginally cooler by hanging with him."
Anya: "Really?"
Coredila: "Yeah, I swear! I wish Buffy Summers had never come to
Sunnydale."
Anya: "Done."
Vampire Willow: "Can I play with the puppy now?"
Oz: Maybe she should get her money back!
Buffy: "World is what it is. We fight. We die. Wishing doesn't
change that."
Dopplegangland
Vamp Willow: "Xander!"
Xander: "Will, changing the look not an idle threat with you."
Vamp Willow: "You're alive!"
Xander: "Uh... Will, this is verging on naughty touching here.
Don't wanna fall back on bad habits.
Hands! Hands in new places!"
Buffy: "It was exactly you, Will, every detail. Except for your
not being a dominatrix. As far as we know."
Willow: "Oh, right. Me and Oz play 'Mistress of Pain' every night."
Xander: "Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place?"
Vamp Willow: "But I don't know... I kinda like the idea of the
two of us. We could be quite a team, if you came
around to my way of thinking."
Willow: "Would that mean we have to snuggle?"
Vamp Willow: "What do you say? Wanna be bad?"
Willow: "This just can't get more disturbing. Ack! Ew! No more!
You're really starting to freak me out!"
Willow: "It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and...
skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay."
Buffy:"Willow, just remember, a vampire's personality has nothing
to do with the person it was."
Angel:"Well, actually... That's a good point."
Buffy: "You wanna go out tonight?"
Willow: "Strangely, I feel like staying at home... and doing my
homework... and flossing... and dying a virgin."
Buffy: "You know, you can O.D. on virtue."
Willow: "Between me and my evil self, I've got double guilt coupons.
I see now where the path of vice leads.
I mean, she messed up everything she touched. I don't ever want to be
like that."