School Hard

Xander: "As long as nothing really bad happens between now and then, you'll be fine."
Buffy:  "Are you crazy? What did you say that for? Now something bad is gonna happen!"
Xander: "What do you mean? Nothing's gonna happen."
Willow: "Not until some dummy says, "As long as nothing bad happens."
Buffy:  "It's the ultimate jinx!"
Willow: "What were you thinking? Or were you even thinking at all?"

Drusilla: "I can't see her. The Slayer. I can't see. It's dark where she is.
Kill her. Kill her, Spike. Kill her for me?"
Spike: "It's done, baby."
Drusilla: "Kill her for princess?"
Spike: "I'll chop her into messes."
Drusilla: "You are my sweet... my little Spike."

Sheila: "Did you really burn down a school building one time?"
Buffy:  "Well, not actually one time."
Sheila: "Cool."

Spike: "Nice work, love."
Buffy: "Who are you?"
Spike: "You'll find out on Saturday."
Buffy: "What happens on Saturday?"
Spike: "I kill you."

Spike: "Fe, fi, fo fum. I smell the blood of a nice ripe girl."
Buffy: "Do we really need weapons for this?
Spike: "I just like them. They make me feel all manly. The last Slayer I killed... she 
begged for her life. You don't strike me as the begging kind."

Spike: "A Slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure."
Drusilla: "You'll kill her, and then we'll have a nice celebration."
Spike: "Yeah, a party."
Drusilla: "Yeah. With streamers... and songs."

Halloween

Xander: "Okay, on sleazing extra candy: tears are key. Tears will normally get you 
the double-bagger. You can also try the old 'you missed me' routine, but it's risky. Only
 go there for chocolate. Understood?"

Buffy: "Willow. Can I give you a little friendly advice?"
Willow: "It's not spooky enough?"
Buffy: "It's just, you're never going to get noticed if you keep hiding. You're
missing the whole point of Halloween."
Willow: "Free Candy?"
Buffy: "It's come as you aren't night.The perfect chance for a girl to get
sexy and wild with no repercussions."
Willow: "I don't get wild. Eild on me equals 'spaz'"

Cordelia: "Are you guys playing tonight?
Oz: "Yeah, Shelter Club."
Cordelia: "Is Mr. I'm the lead singer I'm so great I don't have to show up for my 
date or even call going to be there?"
Oz: "Yeah, he's just going by Devon now."

Xander: She must be right. We must have some kind of amnesia."
18th century Buffy: I don't know what that is, but I'm certain I don't have it. 
I bathe quite often!"
Xander: "How do you explain this?"
Buffy: I don't! I was brought up a proper lady. I wasn't meant to understand 
things. I'm just meant to look pretty, and then someone nice will marry me. Possibly 
a Baron."
Xander: "This ain't no tea party, princess. Sooner or later you're gonna have 
to fight!"
Buffy: "Fight these low creatures? I'd sooner die."
Xander: "Then you'll die."

Willow: "Okay -- your name is Coredlia, you're not a cat, you're in high school, 
we're your friends -- well, sort of --"
Cordelia: "That's nice, Willow, and you went mental when?"
Willow: "You know us?"
Cordelia: "Yeah, lucky me. What's with the name game?"

 18th century Buffy: "A DEMON! A DEMON! A DEMON!"
Willow: "That's not a demon. It's a car."
18th century Buffy: "What does it want?"
Xander: "Is this woman insane?"
Willow: "She's never seen a car."
Xander: "She's never seen a car?"
Willow: "She's from the past."
Xander: "And you're a ghost."
Willow: "Yes! Now let's get inside."
Xander: "I just want you to know that I'm taking a lot on faith here."

Ethan: "What? No hug? Aren't you pleased to see your old mate, Rupert?"
Giles: "I'm just surprised I didn't guess it was you. This Halloween stunt
 stinks of Ethan Rayne."
Ethan: "Yes, it does, doesn't it? Don't wish to blow my own trumpet, but it's 
genius. The very embodiment of "be careful what you wish for."
Giles: "It's sick, brutal, and it harms the innocent."
Ethan: "Oh, and we all know that you are the champion of innocents and all 
things pure and good, Rupert. It's quite a little act you've got going here, old man."
Giles: "It's no act. It's who I am."
Ethan: "Who you are? The Watcher, sniveling, tweed-clad guardian of the 
Slayer and her kin? I think not. I know who you are, Rupert, and I know what you're
 capable of. But they don't, do they? They have no idea where you come from."

Spike: "Look at you. Shaking. Terrified. Alone. Lost little lamb. I love it"

Bewitched,Bothered and Bewildered

Cordelia: "Who died and made you elvis?"

Oz: "That actually kinda hurt"
Xander: "kinda"
Oz: "Sorry I spent two hours listening to Willow cry over you and it left me with the 
feeling of wanting to punch you."

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