|The Pack | Prophecy Girl |

Xander: "I'm feeling that you're not in the field trip spirit here."
Buffy:  "Well, it would... It's nothing, I... We do the same zoo trip at 
my old school every year. Same old, same old."
Xander: "Buffy, this isn't just about looking at a bunch of animals. This 
is about not being in class!"
Buffy:  "You know, you're right! Suddenly the animals look shiny and new."
Xander: "Gotta have perspective."

Buffy:  "I didn't notice anything. But then again I'm not as hyperaware of
 him as, oh, say, for example, you."
Willow: "Hyperaware?
Buffy:  "Well, I'm not constantly monitoring his health, his moods, his blood 
pressure..."
Willow: "130 over 80!"
Buffy:  "You got it bad, girl!"
Willow: "He makes my head go tingly. You know what I mean?"
Buffy:  "I dimly recall."
Willow: "But it hasn't happened to you lately?"
Buffy:  "Not of late."
Willow: "Not even for a dangerous and mysterious older man whose leather jacket 
you're wearing right now?"
Buffy:  "Goes with the shoes!"
Willow: "Come on, Angel pushes your buttons. You know he does."
Buffy:  "I suppose some girls might find him good looking... if they have eyes,
all right, he's a honey, but... it's just he's never around, and when he is all he wants
to do is talk about vampires, and... I, I just can't have a relationship."

Xander: "You took a bath."
Buffy:  "Yeah, I often do, I'm actually known for it."
Xander: "That's okay."
Buffy:  "And the weird behavior award goes to..."

Giles:  "I've been reading up on my, uh, animal possession, and I cannot find 
anything anywhere about memory loss afterwards."
Xander: "Did you tell them that?"
Giles:  "Your secret dies with me."

Prophecy Girl

Buffy: "Giles, care? I'm putting my life on the line battling the undead. 
Look, I broke a nail, okay? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit 
some casual interest. You could go, "hmm."

Buffy: "No, I can't go to the dance."
Joyce: "Says who? Is it written somewhere? You should do what you want. Homecoming,
my freshman year of college. I didn't have a date, so I got dressed up and I went anyway."
Buffy: "Was it awful?"
Joyce: "It was awful. For about an hour."
Buffy: "Then what happened?"
Joyce: "I met your father."
Buffy: "He didn't have a date either?"
Joyce: "He did. And that's a much funnier story that you will not get to hear. Oh,
but it was a beautiful night!"

Angel: "What?"
Xander: "You were checking out my neck! I saw that."
Angel: "No, I wasn't"
Xander: "Just keep your distance pal"
Angel: "I wasn't looking at your neck."
Xander: "I told you to eat before we left"

Master: "Yes. Come forth, my child. Come into my world."
Buffy:  "I don't think it's yours just yet."
Master: "You're dead!"
Buffy:  "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."
Master: "You were destined to die! It was written!"
Buffy:  "What can I say? I flunked the written."

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